WARNING ⚠️ SHORT STORIES FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL BOYS ONLY, BECAUSE GIRLS HAVE COOTIES!
THE STORY BEHIND THE AUTHOR
Gene J. Miller is the author of WARNING: Short Stories for Middle School Boys Only, Because Girls Have Cooties!, a collection of fifteen humorous and adventure-filled stories inspired by growing up along the Delaware River in South Jersey during the 1960s and 1970s. time-capsule with its 15 short stories with 14 separate themes. It fully reflects a time before technologies such as streaming television, the internet, computers, cell phones, X-Box, and TikTok became the preferred form of middle school entertainment.
After spending forty-four years working in public education from middle school through college, Miller brings a deep understanding of adolescence, storytelling, and the lessons that shape young lives.
The book began as a personal project for his grandsons, written to share the kinds of bedtime stories that capture the fun, mischief, and challenges of growing up. Each chapter blends humor, friendship, and real-life experiences from a time when childhood meant exploring outdoors, inventing games, and learning lessons through adventure. The stories invite readers of all ages to laugh, reflect, and remember a childhood that existed long before the world of technology.
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WARNING ⚠️ SHORT STORIES FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL BOYS ONLY, BECAUSE GIRLS HAVE COOTIES!
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING ABOUT MILLER PRESENTATIONS LLC
“A Book That Brings Back Real Childhood”
I didn’t expect to be pulled back into my own childhood so quickly. The stories reminded me of the freedom kids once had exploring outdoors and creating adventures with friends. Every chapter made me laugh while also reminding me of the simple moments that shaped growing up. It feels nostalgic, heartfelt, and genuinely entertaining from beginning to end.
Mark H.
“Nostalgic, Funny, and Surprisingly Meaningful”
This collection captures the spirit of growing up in a way that feels entertaining and thoughtful at the same time. The stories are funny, adventurous, and filled with lessons hidden naturally inside every chapter. Young readers will enjoy the adventures, while adults will appreciate the nostalgia, humor, imagination, and meaningful memories throughout the entire book.
Jennifer Collins
“Perfect for Young Readers and Adults Alike”
The stories are filled with imagination, curiosity, and the harmless mischief that once defined childhood adventures before technology became part of daily life. Young readers will enjoy the excitement and creativity found in every chapter, while adults will appreciate the nostalgia, humor, imagination, and meaningful memories woven naturally throughout this wonderful collection.
Michael R. Thompson
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ABOUT THE BOOK
WARNING: Short Stories for Middle School Boys Only, Because Girls Have Cooties! is a collection of fifteen standalone stories that capture the humor, adventure, and challenges of growing up during the 1960s and 1970s. Set along the Delaware River in South Jersey, the book brings readers into a time when childhood meant exploring outdoors, inventing games with neighborhood friends, and learning lessons through real-life experiences. Each story offers laughter, memorable moments, and a glimpse into a childhood long before computers, cell phones, and video games filled everyday life.
Written with middle school readers in mind but enjoyed by adults as well, the stories blend hilarious adventures with meaningful reflections about adolescence, friendship, and growing up. At the end of each chapter, readers will find thoughtful life lessons designed to encourage discussion, reflection, and personal connection. Whether read by students, families, or book clubs, the book invites readers to experience a nostalgic journey into a simpler time where imagination, curiosity, and friendship shaped every adventure.
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